its me, your new dad

[its me, your new dad]

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-emeralds]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[artfulaveryhofferd]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[sirdragneel]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[angelaodinsdotttir]

honestly ive been seeing this post on my dash for like 3 years and people are still adding to it it just gets longer and longer its never gonna die

[ladyofthegeneral]

Best post ever

[waterberry-strawmelon]

This post is different every time I see it and I love that

[its me, your new dad]

[weloveshortvideos]

canadian pronunciation

[its me, your new dad]

[this-is-life-actually]

Watch: This PSA is freeing the nipple while raising cancer awareness — and men should listen up too.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[micdotcom]

reblog to save a life

[its me, your new dad]

[its me, your new dad]

[tinymelee]

Bathroom is too hightech/classy for me, fuck. by Matt Post

[its me, your new dad]

[mlloydart]

Chalk Art by David Zinn

[helens78]

Eeeeeeee!

[its me, your new dad]

[mysweetcherrycas]

#Supernatural stars @MishaCollins and @JarPad playing superheroes at our #Superman75 party

[its me, your new dad]

pete's feelings towards damien

• damien: *invites pete to his birthday party*
• pete: i'm gay for damien
• damien: *poisons pete at the birthday party*
• pete: i hate damien
• damien: *kisses pete on the mouth with tongue*
• pete: i'm...gay for damien?
• damien: *gets into a fistfight with pete*
• pete: i...hate damien?
• damien: *flirts with damien during said fight*
• pete: ok i for sure am gay for damien
• damien: *taunts pete because their crush is dating damien*
• pete: no wait i really really hate damien
• damien: *tries to save the crush, gets himself mind-controlled by pete*
• pete: wait i just realized i'm gay for damien and i'm going to do vaguely sexual things like tell him i'm his master and make him kiss my shoe with tongue and call him pet names
• damien: *tricks pete into thinking that he's going to enjoy torturing their shared crush on tv, robbing pete of the opportunity to humiliate them both*
• pete: who the hell even knows. i'm just gonna throw him off the roof. i really don't wanna deal with this gay hate anymore. this gayte.

[its me, your new dad]

• me 72 hours ago: wow i can't wait to read rise of renegade x i hope there's not a lot of heterosexual bullshit
• me 48 hours ago: wow damien kissed pete to fuck with him that's pretty gay
• me 24 hours ago: WOW PETE IS UNHINGED AND IS BEING REALLY SEXUAL WITH DAMIEN WHAT THE HECK
• me an hour ago: pete and damien are both confirmed straight
• me now: wow i can't wait to read haunting of renegade x i h o p e there's not a lot of heterosexual bullshit :))))))

[its me, your new dad]

[kyrandis]

By the way, I finished reading The Rise of Renegade X this morning.

It’s so awesome.

Damien is such a snarky little rascal. I love him.

Basically, everyone should read it.